Welcome to the most absurd, illogical, and utterly useless solution to your problems, brought to you by yours truly, Dr. Zingpocket.
Our approach is simple: we throw a bunch of random stuff at the wall, see what sticks, and then claim it was our idea all along.
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Don't worry, we're not crazy. We're just really, really good at it.